joke of the day

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation;

"Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent."

A man quickly stood up frm the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church.

The Pastor gave the man the microphone to say what hewanted to say.

He said Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to shit.