Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
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2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected".
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found".
8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found".
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected".
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen:
no contact found
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected".
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found".
8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found".
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected".
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen:
no contact found
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