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Monday 9 December 2013

A maid wanted a salary raise

A maid wanted a salary raise, Madam wanted 3 reasons why she
wanted a raise.
Maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: who told you that?Maid: your husband told me.
Madam: Ok, second reason.
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you.
(This time, madam was furious & was getting ready to break her
head.)
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you are.
Madam: Please lower your voice, I will increase your salary

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