Iraqi government has offered to send one million lecturer to nigeria
It is no longer news that university lecturers of public universities across Nigeria have been on strike since July, 2013. This has resulted in the partial paralysis of the academic sector in Nigeria. The federal government has tried to persuade the striking ASUU lecturers to return to their classrooms to no avail. The lecturers have insisted on a no retreat, no surrender stand, meaning that the government has to meet all of their demands before they resume work. The minister of education, Mr Wike Wyke, announced on Hot Swen T.V network this morning that he had fired all the striking lecturers with immediate effect for refusing to return to their teaching jobs despite the intervention of the country’s president. Following this announcement, Mr Wike urged all qualified candidates to apply directly to the federal ministry of education as the country plans to employ one million new lecturers. He further stated that applications from foreigners are also welcomed. Immediately this announcement was made, Hot Swen news learnt that the Iraqi government has offered to send one million lecturers to all universities across Nigeria to assist the government. The Iraqi prime minister, Abdulgaza Robombnima said ‘we are prepared to help our brother, Jonathan, in Nigeria; we are sending one million Iraqi lecturers to teach the Nigerian students for free. I am sure after the first few lecturers, the students will be better strikers than their lecturers, we are going to major on bomb manufacturing and then have compulsory evening classes on suicide bombing. Boys will be in different classes from the girls and anybody caught cheating during examination will be shot dead right there in the examination hall. Any female student who exposes her wrist or ankle will be hanged to death’. The federal government immediately accepted this offer and the new lecturers have already started arriving in the country. All students who were on campus fled immediately this announcement was made; many of them have however decided to go into music and blogging.
of public universities across Nigeria have
been on strike since July, 2013. This has
resulted in the partial paralysis of the
academic sector in Nigeria. The federal
government has tried to persuade the
striking ASUU lecturers to return to their
classrooms to no avail. The lecturers have
insisted on a no retreat, no surrender stand,
meaning that the government has to meet
all of their demands before they resume
work.
The minister of education, Mr Wike Wyke,
announced on Hot Swen T.V network this
morning that he had fired all the striking
lecturers with immediate effect for refusing
to return to their teaching jobs despite the
intervention of the country’s president.
Following this announcement, Mr Wike
urged all qualified candidates to apply
directly to the federal ministry of education
as the country plans to employ one million
new lecturers. He further stated that
applications from foreigners are also
welcomed.
Immediately this announcement was made,
Hot Swen news learnt that the Iraqi
government has offered to send one million
lecturers to all universities across Nigeria to
assist the government.
The Iraqi prime minister, Abdulgaza
Robombnima said ‘we are prepared to help
our brother, Jonathan, in Nigeria; we are
sending one million Iraqi lecturers to teach
the Nigerian students for free. I am sure
after the first few lecturers, the students will
be better strikers than their lecturers, we
are going to major on bomb manufacturing
and then have compulsory evening classes
on suicide bombing. Boys will be in different
classes from the girls and anybody caught
cheating during examination will be shot
dead right there in the examination hall. Any
female student who exposes her wrist or
ankle will be hanged to death’.
The federal government immediately
accepted this offer and the new lecturers
have already started arriving in the country.
All students who were on campus fled
immediately this announcement was made;
many of them have however decided to go
into music and blogging.